So I live here, I like it, here’s a fun view of PR:
https://www.facebook.com/TheFlama/videos/935384443223959/
But here are some pics:
The bullfrog in the dog dish.
The coqui (very small puertorrican frog that says “cock – ee”. I can hear one now.
And what the dog did with an iguana !
Saving school math 
For some reason I assumed you lived in Walsall or Wolverhampton . . .
I just added some pictures.
I did live in Bradford for six years, and Huddersfield (Colne Valley) for many years.