(Copied from elsewhere; author unknown but reprinted with thanks to whoever it was. Also thanks to my friend Kathryn Wadsworth who put this out on FB!) A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN AMERICAN …
Source: What have those godless anti-American libtards done for me anyway?
Saving school math 
Thanks for reviving this! I’m trying to remember how long ago I first saw it on a blog (esp. because it *might* have been the source).